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Dribble for Kids: Scenes From an Internet Cafe
Dribble for Kids
STATUS: Posted at the D4K Website!
DESCRIPTION: An issue of a popular webcomic, Dribble for Kids. In the aftermath of The Lord of the Sweaters saga, Nathan
becomes obsessed trying to reconnect with his internet girlfriend, Sandra.
EXPECTED RELEASE DATE: Already released.
An Actor's Nightmare Book Three
STATUS: Working cover design, etc. Text is done.
DESCRIPTION: After Dr. Smith dies and his base is destroyed, the survivors have to figure out what to do next. Is it time
to go into hiding and try to live out normal lives, or is there still something they can do to disrupt the geese's complete
power? The final volume in the first trilogy, this book is an exciting resolution to the Goose War!
EXPECTED RELEASE DATE: Late 2009.
AANEX Volume One
STATUS: About 15 of the 22 are done, with more coming along!
DESCRIPTION: The title stands for An Actor's Nightmare EXtra. An annex is an addition. Get it? Thanks to Nancy Smith
for the title idea! This is a collection of twenty-two stories in the An Actor's Nightmare universe, thirteen previously
published on the web site (but will be taken down, or only excerpts posted when it goes to print, and some expanded with NEW
scenes!), the MegoCon exclusive story, and eight new, previously unreleased stories. Each takes place in a different time
period with different characters, virtually all of which are in Books 1-3.
EXPECTED RELEASE DATE: Summer 2010.
An Actor's Nightmare Book Four
STATUS: First five chapters and prologue done, chapters 6-9 mapped out, parts of intermezzos done.
DESCRIPTION: It's been twenty years, and the beloved characters are scattered across the globe, living whatever life they
managed to make for themselves in a goose-conquered planet. With the death of the High Patune, the geese gear up for an election,
while battling terrorism and rumors of a secret human city. The children of the original crew are now grown, and each will
seek his or her own destiny.
EXPECTED RELEASE DATE: Late 2010.
An Actor's Nightmare Books 5 & 6
STATUS: Preliminary outlines and character bios.
DESCRIPTION: Geisha's Five Prophecies are on the brink of coming true, and the humans are getting closer to their answers
every day. Meanwhile, a new goose is in power, and there are no end to the problems goose society faces.
EXPECTED RELEASE DATE: Late 2011 (5) Mid 2012 (6)
An Actor's Nightmare Books 7-9
STATUS: Brainstorming
DESCRIPTION: The final trilogy of the series, a resolution for everything, including the Atlantis mystery, will be revealed.
Any characters from the first book still living will be senior citizens.
EXPECTED RELEASE DATE: 2013-2015
The Berry-Go-Round
STATUS: First Draft Completed
DESCRIPTION: First written when I was in high school, this young adult novel is aimed for a middle school audience. It's
West Jefferson's 50th Ox Roast, but several students are kidnapped and dragged back in time, where one of them must save his
grandparents on their wedding day. Throw in aliens, the CIA, conspiracies, and a genius friend who can follow them back in
time, it's a wacky adventure, designed to be the first in a series.
EXPECTED RELEASE DATE: Unknown (Maybe 2011)
The Many Loves Of Jimmy Bailey
STATUS: Begun
DESCRIPTION: A semi-autobiographical, semi-fictional romp through various crushes and romances of a guy as he goes through
high school and college, always seeking a woman to love, but never finding it. For Adults Only.
EXPECTED RELEASE DATE: Never (Seriously, not currently in production)
The Night the Pumpkin Patch Came to Life
STATUS: An eight page version of the story exists, but it will be expanded into a novel.
DESCRIPTION: A children's novel (approximately Second - Fifth grade reading level) about six friends that find a real life
witch in an old house near a pumpkin patch! The witch died eight hundred years ago, but she can be resurrected once every
one hundred years, and this year is it! But is resurrecting her really a good idea? Based upon my first novel, written in
third grade.
EXPECTED RELEASE DATE: Unknown. (Maybe 2012-ish)
A Teacher's Guide to Teaching
STATUS: Writing begun, rough topic outline.
DESCRIPTION: A humorous take on teaching, from Why Would You Want To Be a Teacher?, to a look at getting a job, curriculum,
and even discipline! Tentative Subtitle: For People Who Are Teachers, Former Teachers, Want to Be Teachers, Know a Teacher,
Have Never Met a Teacher, or Like Really Long Subtitles. For Adults Only.
EXPECTED RELEASE DATE: Unknown (Seriously, unknown)
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